Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
- Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
wow i honestly feel bad for people who don’t ship klaine because we are OBNOXIOUS but we KEEP GETTING THINGS THAT WE WANT and then we just get MORE OBNOXIOUS
my otp met on a staircase, and became best friends, and have been looking for each other forever, and sing duets, and carry out skincare routines together over the phone, and give themselves to each other, and dance together at prom, and celebrate each other and are perfect.
IF THEY CUT THE ‘PERFECT’ RAP OUT OF THE SHOW -
somewhere Katy Perry and Pink are in a room together saying, “what can we do about this asshole stealing our songs and making them infinitely better?”
HIS GLEE-CAP WILL JUST BE THIS:
my entire dash is about Perfect
yet nothing on my dash contains Perfect